It’s a Wonderful Knife (2023) Review

December 6, 2023

It’s a Wonderful Knife (2023) is a new horror-comedy that borrows from the “what would the world be like if I never existed” trope, and throws it in a slasher.

But is it any good? Let’s go over the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Harry Potter and the Parental Figures

November 22, 2018

There is much debate in the Harry Potter fandom over who best represents the father or parental figure for Harry, with overall leanings towards Sirius Black. However, although Sirius and Harry clearly cared for each other, there is a much better and criminally overlooked (even by Harry) alternative.

Fuck Derry: Why IT’s Beverly is Amazing

November 15, 2018

Derry is a terrible place; fuck Derry. But this article isn’t about Derry, it’s about why one of the reasons IT worked so well is because of the amazingly strong character Beverly Marsh.

Halloweentown Cast: Comprehensive Where Are They Now

October 25, 2017

The Halloweentown movies are some of the best family-friendly Halloween movies out there! With the first movie in the series coming out in 1998 and the last in 2006, it’s natural to wonder what the cast has been up to in recent years.

The secret theory that fixes Independence Day: Resurgence

June 28, 2016

After watching, and being severely disappointed with the new Independence Day, I got to talking with a buddy about all of the issues.

This is when we came up with the theory that explains the motivation of the aliens and why they are here to begin with.

How To Beat The Demon in It Follows

March 24, 2016

It has been a long time since I’ve seen the unconventional horror film It Follows (2014), but I still find myself reflecting and thinking about how I would survive It Follows.

Why I Hate Jurassic World

July 28, 2015

Currently, Jurassic World is sitting on $1,545,405,234 worldwide – so it’s doing something right – but I hated it. Most people I’ve talked to seemed to have enjoyed the film even with what I perceive to be glaring issues, and that’s OK. But as a huge fan of the original, I was definitely left wanting.